1. Of course you save the good beer for home. Budweiser is too classy for dead hooker molestation. Natty Ice or nothing.
2. Since I haven't tried it yet, I can't say whether the warmness is a gift or a curse, but I digress.
3. No one can argue with the twitching. That way, if the twitching gets out of hand you can give them a good donkey punch and its not domestic violence. It's like punching a stuffed animal....but a fleshy one.