Do dirty cars bother you?

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Go to seller of dirty car.
Lowball the shit out of it. i.e. if he asks 4000, offer him 2000 or 1500. Point out 'dirty' spots, stains etc
Buy car and detail the heck out of it. Polish, shine, interior cleanup, steam clean etc.
Turn around and flip the car for 4000
???????
=Profit.

90% of the time, this guy doesn't see how filthy his life is and will tell you that none of that matters. He will think you are a cheap ass and wont sell you the car. Sad but true.

I keep the inside of my 94 civic showroom clean, the exterior...well, its got the honda faded paint syndrome so it just gets the the self wash brush