I think I pretty much covered that.Quote:
Originally Posted by l Gizzy l
And that being said, I'm out of this thread.
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I think I pretty much covered that.Quote:
Originally Posted by l Gizzy l
And that being said, I'm out of this thread.
To gain much needed but never satisfying attention....
That is the point.
Anyone else think E36slide and teh bri should get together? With as much drama and forumwhoring they do, added to the amount of retardation and "I could careless" they post about, it would be one hell of a fail in the making....maybe even movie-script worthy.
I agree, So say we all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
Stay classy.
http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/200..._spears_01.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
:ninja:
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Originally Posted by l Gizzy l
I just came on here to ask , what Team..... and EL OH FUCKING EL.
Still riding my dick i see....hop off it's starting to get sore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
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Lurking.
I still wanna know who the baby daddy is
Meh....i takes caress of bebe's kids nah sayin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nismo
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Attempt at making a joke so people ease off. Fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by E36slide
I don't care if you ease off. Use no lube for all i care...continue the butt rape. Your attempt at making me feel stupid....fail.Quote:
Originally Posted by simontibbett
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I didn't try to make you feel stupid, I personally don't care what you do or how you act, I was just making an observation.Quote:
Originally Posted by E36slide
lol
Spoken like a dude that's been that's been to prison.Quote:
Originally Posted by E36slide
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Lol haven't been to prison I'm not that hardcore. I'm sure they use spit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echonova
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this is getting gross......ha
:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nismo
Do you have court-ordered child support? If not, you can go a couple of different ways. Get a court order, he doesn't pay, at the very least he loses his license. Or if he wants nothing to do with you or the child, have him sign over his parental rights. If you go that route and he won't do that willingly, if you go a year without any contact/support from him you can do it without his consent (in GA, may be different where you live). Now if that happens, you won't be able to collect child support but he has zero rights to contact the child... Ever. Well, not without your permission. Also, if you've found Mr. Right he could legally adopt your son and be the Father in every sense of the word.Quote:
Originally Posted by teh bri
But if he's not helping you financially at all right now, and I have no idea if he is or isn't. That shit is wrong. The operative word is "help", my ex thought child-support meant also meant ex-wife support...
Yea no.
You just wasted 689 keystrokes typing all this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echonova
LOL... No way I am going to count to see if you're right.Quote:
Originally Posted by quickdodge®
But you are probably right.
I went to Child Services about a week after Brantley was born. 2 weeks later they sent me papers as well as him stating the dates for our court date. Which Is November 2nd and the 16th. I'm not sure how all this works but my lawyer is helping me out significantly. I don't want to be a bitch to the kid... just want him to be in his life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echonova
More like in "your" life
So, how do you feel the 600 mile separation should be dealt with?Quote:
Originally Posted by teh bri
Lol
No idea...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinfix_15
Well, these are things you think about when youre a parent and an adult. If your #1 interest was for your child to have her father in her life, this would have been something you would have considered prior to moving. Not saying you should move in next door or lay out the red carpet.... but moving 600 miles away is something you should have thought about. It seems like you're angry and lashing out without offering a peaceful resolution.Quote:
Originally Posted by teh bri
as much of a usual asshole that sinfix is, i agree 100% with that, and it was nicely put
I read this thread...and I am reminded of the opening scenes of Idiocracy....and not of the smart/high IQ people....
Monday night rehabilationQuote:
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
Definitely.
Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doppelgänger
So, as one of the higher-ups in a undisclosed state government agency. I have a file on my desk that says "somebody" gave false information to a State agency.
You do realize what kind of penalties/jail time this hypothetical person would be looking at for such an offense right?
Oh look a BRI thread.
Attention whore achieved
Wants dad in child's life, moves 600 miles away.
/troll
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Originally Posted by Juggernaut
You can't judge her. She didn't know she would want the father in the kids life until after she moved away. Ya'll can eat a dick because she doesn't have to answer to any of us. Least of all the totally false rumor she forged State documents intentionally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vteckidd
Yes, she's made mistakes in her past. But those were like, yesterday. Not today. We should move on and have better things to do with our lives than live in her bed-hopping past. Her current boyfriend doesn't live in the past, mostly because he's too busy dealing with the Herpes he has now... But he doesn't hold it against her. Because he's better than all of us put together on our best day + Patrick Dempsey combined.
The only thing we know for sure... Is that Sammich ain't the father.
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Echonova
I would also like to take this time to take a break away from the bickering and negativity that this thread has generated and offer some positive words of advice to anyone who may potentially stumble across this thread. I know you guys that are reading this probably think "that will never happen to me", but be very aware, anytime you decide to put your penis in a crazy bitch, this could be the end result. So always remember..........
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25) No glove, no love
26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
27) Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
28) No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31) Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
32) Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
35) Cloak the joker before you poke her
36) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
37) Cape your throbber before you bob her
38) After detection sheath your erection
39) Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
41) Cover that lumber before you pump her
42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43) She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
44) House your noodle then release your strudel
45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
47) Cage that snake then shake and bake
48) Cover your peter it will be much neater
49) Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
50) It's always funky to cage your monkey
51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
52) It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
53) It's not much money to catch your honey
54) Don't be a fool cover your tool
55) Hood that match then scratch that thatch
56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche
57) Wrap that tool to catch the drool
58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
59) Contain that sputum before you use him
60) Restrain your log then plow her bog
61) Glove your pecker before you check her
62) Coat that slimer before you prime her
63) Condomize then womanize
64) Cover old pete then grind her meat
65) Guard your peter before you meet her
66) Check your list before you tryst
67) Wrap your bate before you mate
68) Can your worm before you squirm
69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
70) Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
71) Bag the mole then do her hole
72) Cuff your carrot before you share it
73) Jail your number then call the plumber
74) Cover your vein then drive her insane
75) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink
77) Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
78) Hide ole harry then take her cherry
79) Wrap that spout then bore her out
80) Conceal your train don't cause her pain
81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge
82) Shroud your trout then make her shout
83) To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
85) Wrap your spout to catch the trout
86) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
87) Cover your steamer before you ream her
88) Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
90) Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
91) Clothe the boner before you hone her
92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
93) Cork your pump or you don't hump
94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs
95) Dress that erection to make a deflection
96) Contain that shanker before you spank her
97) Cap that seeder before you breed her
98) Stop the stream before you cream
99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
100) Protect your screw to catch that glue
101) Package your meat for a real neat treat
102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun
103) Canvas that trailer before you nail her
104) Garage the tractor then attack her
105) Net that grass hopper before you pop her
106) Sock that wanger before you bang her
107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
108) Trim your hardwood then do her real good
109) Garnish your oak then give her a poke
110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate
111) Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
112) Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
113) Catch that goat before it bloats
114) Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
115) Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
116) Prune that stalk then make her squawk
117) Wrap that rod then please her bod
118) Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
119) House that bottle then mash her throttle
120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash
121) Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
122) Can your knob then throb her swab
123) Contain old Doug then clean her rug
124) Cover your limb before you swim
125) Retain your bailer then impail her
126) Rope your dope then make some soap
127) Net your salamander then make salad in her
128) Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
130) Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
131) Cover your stone before you bone
132) House your hose then curl her toes
133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
135) Shield your rocks then pond her box
136) Cover old sly then do her dry
137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail
138) Glove your chimney before you come in me
139) If your nude tube your dude
140) Cloak your hitter then go split her
141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her
142) Can your spam then bam that mam
143) Corral your ram then slice her ham
144) Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
145) Twist your wick then stick that prick
146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart
147) Shed old spot then do her slot
148) Drawer your pip then split her lips
149) Contain that leach then mash her peach
150) Bag your elm then take the helm
151) Constrain your gem to catch the flem
152) Catch that head cheese or I won't spread these
153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot
154) Survey your land then plant her stand
155) Before you drive her protect that diver
156) Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
157) Wrap that stiffer then let him sniff her
158) Cover you post then slice her roast
159) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
160) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her poon
161) Contain that viper before you pipe her
Happy humping.