Be awesome if she was just using it as an excuse to get really really fat. Your friend sounds like a sad mother fucker anyway getting married and still living with his parents.
She already is obese. And honestly, he lives at home because his dad is on Dialysis. He got enough money from his inheritance to afford his own place (which is really the only thing going for him...
I'm just that guy that spends all his time printing.... T-shirts, banners, vinyl, etc.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary.... that's what gets you"