a love note to my sweet lady Phatback aka Buttzilla

Dear... you

I am at work right now, bored.. and tired of staring at the wall and bitching customers, i felt this pain type feeling inside... and instantly i thought "man.. i miss her", and then i released a monstrous fart.. and it ended up just being gas. anywho.. i ran to the bathroom and took a delightful dump, and then i thought of you as i washed my hands with that awesome neutrogena hand soap. i love you.. i wanna make love to you on the bathroom floor.. and whisper spanish words in your ear

with deep love..
your favorite monkey

XOXOXOXOXOXOX