so I had chick-fil-a this morning

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lol so you didn't know homosexuality was an abnormality that occurs genetically? you think people one day wake up and transform into a dick-tucking queen?

LOL so you didn't know that homosexuality being genetic is only a HYPOTHESIS and not proven scientically? LOL

[bodhi]

LOL so you didn't know that homosexuality being genetic is only a HYPOTHESIS and not proven scientically? LOL

breh, u serious?

lol

[Catnip]

not exactly.

instead lemme say that facebook is a stupid tool to makes social interaction obsolete. its funny when i see two couples go out to eat but instead of chatting with one another they're too busy looking down at their phones looking like two quasimodos. instead of texting someone if they want to hangout they send them a facebook message so that other people see that you actually leave your house.
people post pictures of their vactions and are more worried about taking good pics than actually sitting down and relaxing.

relationships fall apart because of the bullshit that goes on in that shithole.

"why did you comment on her photo?"

see it's not about being an adult it's about being smart and staying true to reality. why would you put your entire information there like people actually give two fucks? i dont and neither do the rest of your "friends". so you like dr. seuss' green eggs and ham, big deal. im not trying to act mega cool saying that ive never agreed with it but it's always been lame to me.

now as a parent i dont like when i see people posting pics of their kids saying stuff like "i did it for my aunt who lives in virgina" so fucking what! send her mail with pics of your kid. if you have sisters/brothers who truely give a shit about your child they will come to your home and visit.

so no, kid. its not that im uber busy i just dont require stuff like that to keep me entertained.

i dont need a twitter, facebook, smartphone, etc

do you know how patheticly loserish people look when they're hunched over looking at their phone?! lemme check-in at mcdonalds or the varsity - cause people dont believe me that i go out. heh, people also ignore you in person. unlike facebook where they will say wassup and comment on your posts in person they will turn away and pretend like that didnt see you.
people are afraid of interaction nowadays. thats why so many relationships are shit and so many people break up even when they're parents. because of that stupid creation that so many of you brainless robots are so attracted to.

ignorant?

bro, do you even know what that word means? you would think that over the years you would develop a little bit of intelligence, but you're still the clueless little dummy that you've always been.

first of all, instead of calling me ignorant how about you post up WHY you think that and counter with brilliance.

can you do that?


or should i expect you to continue to throw pre-emptive strikes on yourself? "hold on alex, lemme guess you're gonna call me lame and tarded huh?" that has always been your way of claiming victory over someone. instead of standing your ground you curl up into your pathetic shell like a little disgusting snail

again, you have nothing to add to shit.

didn't your relationship with bri get a little heated on facebook? information was getting thrown out there and people knew everything that you two rugrats were agruing about? it even hit IA didn't it? facebook was designed to trap immature lil fucks in a delusional world where everyone "likes" what you say. you think people who arent on facebook are boring? im an extrememly charismatic person, evan.

now that ive grown and am a little bit more knowledgable on life i can talk for days. i can chat with a random person about all sorts of things...things people on facebook wouldnt give a fuck about. so nah stupid, it's not that im boring it's that ive evolved into something more and don't require internet interaction or internet acceptance. i dont need to prove to random people how cool life has been to me, how cool my daughter has grown into, how nice my bank account looks.

so no. you havent hit anything on the head.

instead of trying to prove yourself to me how about you just ignore my posts, my threads and quit trying to get me to notice you. you've always been a buzzing fly when im around. i bet back then you wish you could've chilled with me...i kinda wished we did just so i could have clowned on you face to face. heh, im the ignorant one though right? cause i think ceo's who spend millions on groups who are against gays are evil and because i dont use facebook?

please, it's been how many years that you've tried to win something over me?

for once give me a nice battle.

or don't i really don't care.

had to... what?

show how stupid you actually are?

you do know gay people are born from straight couples... right?

if you place all the gays in one location and nuke 'em, there will continue to be gays the following year.

wait...

lol so you didn't know homosexuality was an abnormality that occurs genetically? you think people one day wake up and transform into a dick-tucking queen?

lol you "had to".


that's too funny.

Oh wow, so it's important nowadays to type properly and to roll with stupid jokes such as "1 dude + 1 dude = no species"? While it isn't worth my time to respond to someone of such inferior intellect, since this is my thread and being the kind and caring person that I am I'm obliged to at least halfheartedly pretend like conversing with you about this is anything short of watching a retard jab himself in the face with a blunt fork continually. See, I didn't roll with that hilarious joke because it wasn't funny, it wasn't witty, it was plain stupid. You would be the type of person to believe homosexuals have a choice on their sexual preference because you're an uneducated, Proactiv using dipshit. It's not my fault I'm not familier with your sense of humor, or lack-thereof. You're just another tard who would think a cool abstract artshow consists of walls smeared with shit so can you really blame me? You have always tried to cover up your reality with sarcasm and it has never worked.

Maybe I did miss the funny in your post. Let me go back and re-read it.

Yeah. It still wasn't funny.

Nothing has changed.

Your relationship here with Bri, your reputataion of being an overly jealous boyfriend with hardly anything downstairs and the way you reacted to everyone picking on you about it really says a lot about your character. For someone who is clowning on me for not understanding a joke you sure did take my "Christians are pretty much saying 'fuck gays'" thing extremely serious. Even calling me ignorant! Are you not knowledgable when it comes to religious backlashes against the Gay Community? You should do some research, man. It's pretty harsh. You don't give a fuck though, do you? You're too busy with your cars and riding out this car scene. Yeah, that's cool too. Perhaps you should quit Importatlanta for a few months and go experience life outside the car scene. You're 22 now but you're as openminded about a lot of things as my 18 year old cousin. Only difference is that he's actually bright.

See, Evan, I don't understand why you are always on defense mode against me. I bash everyone but you are the only one who truely takes it to heart.

I guess I sort of understand since you pretty much looked up to me - you even said it yourself over AIM conversations - which I think is actually pretty funny. Maybe you were just really, really bored and I just so happened to be on? I dunno, but what I do know is that you cannot and will not ever match my intelligence when it comes to real world problems, relationship questions, religion, philosophy, art, cultures, spooky conspiracy theories, sexual positions that reach deep inside, the origin of homosexuality, perspective on a higher form of consciousness, astrology, astronmy, the LHC, rational thinking; the list can go on for an entire day I think.

I know I know, you probably think I'm flaming you with this right? No I am not, Evan. Everytime you post in one of my threads you're pretty much stepping infront of me as I shadowbox and get knocked out.

You say the people of facebook don't interest you, yet I'm pretty sure almost everyone in this thread has a facebook. I've easliy typed a fraction of what you typed, and who's worked up?


LOL.


Your need to compensate with and flaunt your infinite wisdom and superiority, combined with your need for attention make it easy to have fun with you, Tic Tac.

[bodhi]

You say the people of facebook don't interest you, yet I'm pretty sure almost everyone in this thread has a facebook. I've easliy typed a fraction of what you typed, and who's worked up?


LOL.


Your need to compensate with and flaunt your infinite wisdom and superiority, combined with your need for attention make it easy to have fun with you, Tic Tac.

Now my tl;drs aren't good enough for you, man?

I'm too worked up because I don't like posting simple non-interesting posts?

Evan, the truth is you are an incredibly sad little creature. From the squeaky little bitches voice, down to those pimple covered portly puffy cheeks on that unfathomably small fucking head of yours. But for me to attack you properly, I have to feel malice towards you, and from what you have posted so far in this thread, well to be quite blunt with you, you simply haven't got the required skills nor the ability to sufficiently energize me to bother with you in any meaningful sense.

Heh, everything that I have said to you in this thread has been true it's up to you whether you accept it as reality. Yes, reality, a tough place to wake up and find your jaw shattered in multiple places from a good old fashioned jackboot barndance by an ignorant Mexican nobody.

Now get the fuck out of my thread.