I know I'm coming into this late, and I'm way too lazy to read 4 pages of posts. So all I know is it started with something about wanting to ignore tradition, then whether or not it was disrespectful, then something about having a Starbucks in a church. But for me, I could careless how I'm disposed of once I'm dead, or how many people I inconvenience with some motor pool of assholes who think they new me enough to show up to my funeral. I will say this though, I honest to god tried to have my last will notarized stating I wanted to have a taxidermist stuff my body in a way where I was standing up with my left hand opened just enough for a beer can to fit in firmly and my right hand in the air for everyone to give me a high five as they walked by. That way, even after death I would still be the talk of the party :p But sadly, I found out fairly quick when trying to have it notarized that it is illegal to have a human body taxidermied(I guess stuffed is the proper term, eh whatever). So anyways, that's my story. No clue how far from the topic it strayed from, I'm since use to the Whoreslounge style of posting random shit in other people's threads