EnVus 2.0

[-EnVus-]

Well Looks like I'm gonna be a father....

[Browning151]

Congrats.

[C230K]

Congratulations, but we really do not want to hear about how you failed to blast your load on her face

[-EnVus-]

Congrats.

Thanks

Congratulations, but we really do not want to hear about how you failed to blast your load on her face

please those stopped once i got married

[C230K]

Thanks


please those stopped once i got married

Didnt know you was married, pliz excuse my rude comment

[Echonova]

[-EnVus-]

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs my balls and says," good job".

[Catnip]

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs my balls and says," good job".

Let us get over the shock of finding out that you had a pair before you go asking questions.

[-EnVus-]

Let us get over the shock of finding out that you had a pair before you go asking questions.

They may be in a jar on her nightstand but they are still mine dammit

[teh bri]

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs my balls and says," good job".

I wish someone would come up to me and touch my stomach, I'd pin them to the damn ground. Rule #1 Don't EVER touch a pregnant girl unless you KNOW she's pregnant... half the time they're not. -_- I'm only 20 weeks, and I get asked if I've named her, or when I'm due... noone ever touches my tummy besides my roommate when she kicks, or the boy.

[-EnVus-]

saw enVus at teh meet the other day:

Fast&Fluffiest

I wish someone would come up to me and touch my stomach, I'd pin them to the damn ground. Rule #1 Don't EVER touch a pregnant girl unless you KNOW she's pregnant... half the time they're not. -_- I'm only 20 weeks, and I get asked if I've named her, or when I'm due... noone ever touches my tummy besides my roommate when she kicks, or the boy.

Found out my wife is 8-10 weeks

[teh bri]

Found out my wife is 8-10 weeks

Annnnnnd let the morning sickness begin!

[Echonova]

That is a very good question.

[RandomGuy]

saw enVus at teh meet the other day:

[silversol]

saw enVus at teh meet the other day:

Thats not his.

[Echonova]

After my current wife had two I decided it was time to turn the spigot off.



Vasectomy, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

[C230K]

After my current wife had two I decided it was time to turn the spigot off.



Vasectomy, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Aw HELL NAW

[-EnVus-]

After my current wife had two I decided it was time to turn the spigot off.



Vasectomy, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

That option may just a may be on the table after our second child. My mother had 8 total me being the best and last

[Rhys.]

After my current wife had two I decided it was time to turn the spigot off.



Vasectomy, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Im doing that after one!!! But my girl is mext in line in her family for twins... Im screwed

[Bacon]

Number 2 for me will be here in Sept and I have no intention on getting a vasectomy anytime soon. I'll just make it a point not to have anymore for a while.

Jason, congrats on the little one and don't blink....seriously. my son turns four on Sunday. Time flies

[Echonova]

Number 2 for me will be here in Sept and I have no intention on getting a vasectomy anytime soon.

Well my first child is from my ex-wife... Three is enough. Taking care of 15/8/7yr olds is enough fun for me.

[quickdodge®]

Congrats, dude. And good luck.

don't blink....seriously. my son turns four on Sunday. Time flies

You're not kidding.

I just became a grandfather yesterday. Later, QD.

[-EnVus-]

Congrats, dude. And good luck.



You're not kidding.

I just became a grandfather yesterday. Later, QD.

Thanks and yeah try being like my Parents and have 15 Grand kids lol

[Bacon]

I am sure I will end up getting one at some point but not for some years. I may decide to have more later.

[teh bri]

Young men who do that, deserve to be hit in the jaw. Wait til you're like late 40s.

[quickdodge®]

Wait til you're like late 40s.

To do what? Later, QD.

[Echonova]

To do what? Later, QD.

I'm guessing get a vasectomy?.?.?


Sorry I can't be anyone else's baby-daddy/paycheck.

[teh bri]

I'm guessing get a vasectomy?.?.?

yeah.

[Echonova]

yeah.

So I deserve a punch in the face because I don't want anymore kids?...


LOL




Ok.

[Bacon]

Congrats, QD.

[Scotsman]

congrats bub!

[Echonova]

My son agrees with me that bitches need to step...