I stay on my feet and work with my hands all day, why the fuck would I need a manicure and pedicure?


I don't follow the logic. I get a manicure and my shit's fucked up again the first 30 minutes at work.


You know, because I do manual labor.


What word is in manual labor?


Man.


You know what other word has man?


Manicure.


Cure what? Hands of a man. Meaning for women.