Just heard ... Tow hook teddy bears are mandatory when you are found guilty for child molestation. You must have it on your car for as long as your name remains on the sex offender list.

I also heard cops were going to start giving citations to people with " crooked wheels " ( stance ? ) but officers decided not to go for this due to fearing the drivers of this vehicles.... Made no sense... Officers were told, that this people driving cars with crooked wheels are all homosexuals..