When I bought my car I didn't know how to drive a manual...so my boyfriend had to drive it home for me. And he spent the next week or so teaching me how to drive it, god bless him, too... I'm a spaz so everything is a really big deal to me. I would be driving fine and suddenly forget everything I was supposed to do and start screaming like a psycho because I couldn't remember if I needed to downshift or whatever. Hilarious. My favorite story is when we were having problems with my ignition wires, so we bypassed the ignition and ran wires to the starter...well, I pulled one of the wires loose driving home (hadn't really figured out where I wanted the start button so everything was a mess) and spent the rest of the time freaking out that I was going to stall and not be able to start my car again...so from every stop I held it at four grand and dumped the clutch... I was burning the tires the rest of the way home.