Fuck your hondas, V8s are where it's at....

[allmotor-teg]

To be honest im just fuckin with ya man, I appreciate all fast cars regardless of cylinders lol and my car is far from my life, I got school work and a fiance that come well before my car

i know im too, and thats true not matter the cylenders but have to admit there are some fucking 4 cylender fast ass cars faster then v6 and v8 and have 2 or 4 less cylenders and talk to me about the slowtang???

[boosted347]

Typical mud stain...360 whp 505 tq on 4 psi

[allmotor-teg]

Typical mud stain...360 whp 505 tq on 4 psi

got to say nice tq. you still suck tho lol.

[boosted347]

Thats on an ebay turbo............

[Echonova]

I hate when people say they'll run other peoples cars...


I will run anyone wanting to drive their xxx'shp butt-buddies car on my magical Unicorn for $10,000 winner takes all.

No, I'm not worried about losing the money because both are mythical creatures.

[boosted347]

You have a unicorn????? Im so jealous lol but I feel you echo



But for reals let me get that unicorn

[Motivation]

Can someone please translate all of allmotor-teg's posts so I can understand them?

[Bacon]

Can someone please translate all of allmotor-teg's posts so I can understand them?

Google denied me a translation service that could handle it. Sorry Tim.

[allmotor-teg]

Can someone please translate all of allmotor-teg's posts so I can understand them?

fuck you!!!!

Google denied me a translation service that could handle it. Sorry Tim.

fuck you and google translation service.

I hate when people say they'll run other peoples cars...


I will run anyone wanting to drive their xxx'shp butt-buddies car on my magical Unicorn for $10,000 winner takes all.

No, I'm not worried about losing the money because both are mythical creatures.

i wasent even trying to race cause all i have is a fucking ls/vtec and why would i race a 300whp mustang with 505tq.

Thats on an ebay turbo............

should get you a name brand one atleast. lol

[Motivation]

fuck you!!!!

awww.... butt hurt much? Get over it. Go watch a few youtube videos so you can think you ever have a chance of that ls/v ever being respectable.

should get you a name brand one atleast. lol

Yeah, James. What's wrong with you?

i wasent even trying to race cause all i have is a fucking ls/vtec and why would i race a 300whp mustang with 505tq.

You wouldn't because your little ls/v is weak... Good thing you added VTAK to that ls so it at least gets louder at a certain RPM even though you're still not going anywhere. Kevin was bringing up the point that the first thing out of your mouth is that you'll go get your buddy's car and blah blah blah and then some pos rotary would tear up anything. the whole point is don't keyboard race other people's cars.

[allmotor-teg]

awww.... butt hurt much? Get over it. Go watch a few youtube videos so you can think you ever have a chance of that ls/v ever being respectable.



Yeah, James. What's wrong with you?



You wouldn't because your little ls/v is weak... Good thing you added VTAK to that ls so it at least gets louder at a certain RPM even though you're still not going anywhere. Kevin was bringing up the point that the first thing out of your mouth is that you'll go get your buddy's car and blah blah blah and then some pos rotary would tear up anything. the whole point is don't keyboard race other people's cars.

1)haha alright ms:motivation stfu my ls/vtec is between 185-200whp havent dyoned since scotty is sick.
2)just fucking with him since of where this thread is located.
3)lmao the rotary is a fam menber you dumb fuck and stfu since your sig is one uggly mother fucker, wouldnt take that uggly shit for freem can be fast and what not but with that shit you aint picking up no fucking hoes maybe your friend that really needs a ride.

[Motivation]

1)haha alright ms:motivation stfu my ls/vtec is between 185-200whp havent dyoned since scotty is sick.
2)just fucking with him since of where this thread is located.
3)lmao the rotary is a fam menber you dumb fuck and stfu since your sig is one uggly mother fucker, wouldnt take that uggly shit for freem can be fast and what not but with that shit you aint picking up no fucking hoes maybe your friend that really needs a ride.

1)So again, your ls/v is weak. "ms. motivation" so clever. I am sure your head is killing you after coming up with that one all by yourself.
2)James is a good friend of mine and I made fun of him for a while when he had that turbo but there was a certain reason he had it at the time.
3) Oh, excuse me, racing a family member's car through the keyboard is so much better. Either way, it's not your car. So, don't run your mouth about it. No, a DSM is not meant to be a beauty queen. But don't worry, if you'd like I'll take a photo of the back of it since that's the only thing you'd ever see if you tried to put your little Integra up against it. Just to make you feel comfortable, I'll take the photo from a distance so it will look more familiar. I don't have this car to "pick up hoes", but, since that is the point you brought up, I am guessing you are needing your car to do so. That must make you feel good that your Integra is the only way you can have a girl look at you. And I have to "stfu" because my sig is ugly? wow... such logic. Also, before tyring to come at me trying to act hard. Learn how to communicate where I don't have to sit here and decipher for 20 minutes what you are trying to say.
4) Go stab yourself in the jugular repeatedly with a rusty knife and do us a favor.

[quickdodge®]

with that shit you aint picking up no fucking hoes

Be honest. Do YOU need a car to get a "hoe?" Later, QD.

[allmotor-teg]

Be honest. Do YOU need a car to get a "hoe?" Later, QD.

dont need a car need game to get the girls but im saying that dsm that motivation has does not help at all, know a friend with a s2000 convertible and the guy gets girls to talk to him about the car and he gets all shy and stuff, and im sure girls dont like that dsm.

1)So again, your ls/v is weak. "ms. motivation" so clever. I am sure your head is killing you after coming up with that one all by yourself.
2)James is a good friend of mine and I made fun of him for a while when he had that turbo but there was a certain reason he had it at the time.
3) Oh, excuse me, racing a family member's car through the keyboard is so much better. Either way, it's not your car. So, don't run your mouth about it. No, a DSM is not meant to be a beauty queen. But don't worry, if you'd like I'll take a photo of the back of it since that's the only thing you'd ever see if you tried to put your little Integra up against it. Just to make you feel comfortable, I'll take the photo from a distance so it will look more familiar. I don't have this car to "pick up hoes", but, since that is the point you brought up, I am guessing you are needing your car to do so. That must make you feel good that your Integra is the only way you can have a girl look at you. And I have to "stfu" because my sig is ugly? wow... such logic. Also, before tyring to come at me trying to act hard. Learn how to communicate where I don't have to sit here and decipher for 20 minutes what you are trying to say.
4) Go stab yourself in the jugular repeatedly with a rusty knife and do us a favor.

1)nahh is not actually.
2)thats cool.
3)hahaha dont need no car to pull up hoes but im sure girls dont even look at your shit, dont try to figure out what im trying to say cause you are the only one bitching about it.
4)will do if i get a fucking dsm like yours.

[VIP Style]

going hard, talking that truth.

3) Oh, excuse me, racing a family member's car through the keyboard is so much better. Either way, it's not your car. So, don't run your mouth about it. No, a DSM is not meant to be a beauty queen. But don't worry, if you'd like I'll take a photo of the back of it since that's the only thing you'd ever see if you tried to put your little Integra up against it. Just to make you feel comfortable, I'll take the photo from a distance so it will look more familiar. I don't have this car to "pick up hoes", but, since that is the point you brought up, I am guessing you are needing your car to do so. That must make you feel good that your Integra is the only way you can have a girl look at you. And I have to "stfu" because my sig is ugly? wow... such logic. Also, before tyring to come at me trying to act hard. Learn how to communicate where I don't have to sit here and decipher for 20 minutes what you are trying to say.

[boosted347]

Tim is teh maker of the lulz...yup ebay ftmfw my ebay special will stomp the fuck out of 90% of the rice burning 4 cylinders on IA...and not to be a dick, well actually I am, there is no all motor lsv on here that can hang despite the superiority of the 4 cylinders

[quickdodge®]

dont need a car need game to get the girls but im saying that dsm that motivation has does not help at all, know a friend with a s2000 convertible and the guy gets girls to talk to him about the car and he gets all shy and stuff, and im sure girls dont like that dsm.

You must really be a hit with the ladies.

You don't need game or cars to get females. I have neither and have damn sure never had any problems being in the company of women. Later, QD.

[allmotor-teg]

going hard, talking that truth.

yea cool.

You must really be a hit with the ladies.

You don't need game or cars to get females. I have neither and have damn sure never had any problems being in the company of women. Later, QD.

shit!!! by game i mean how to approach them and talk to them or you just sit down looking around and get all the girls? im sure it dont work that way unless you pay, cause no game and said no cars(even tho cars only attract girls if they look nice)

Tim is teh maker of the lulz...yup ebay ftmfw my ebay special will stomp the fuck out of 90% of the rice burning 4 cylinders on IA...and not to be a dick, well actually I am, there is no all motor lsv on here that can hang despite the superiority of the 4 cylinders

come on!!!!! no shit there is no fucking allmotor ls/vtec that hangs with you you have 300+whp and 500tq on a v8, an ls/vtec is fucking half the cylenders and all motor and yea you have an ebay turbo, that would be very dissapoining if there are all motor 4 cylender ls/vtec that beat you with just 4 cylenders and all motor.

[boosted347]

I could pull my turbo off and my 8.5:1 cr v8 in a 3800 lb car would still beat 90% of lsv's on here any more excuses? Not many streetable boosted lsvs on here could hang either

[quickdodge®]

shit!!! by game i mean how to approach them and talk to them or you just sit down looking around and get all the girls? im sure it dont work that way unless you pay, cause no game and said no cars(even tho cars only attract girls if they look nice)

Yeah, you definitely got it down pat, dude.

And yes, I'm being sarcastic. If you really believe what you're typing, then you've got no real chance at a real female. Later, QD.

[allmotor-teg]

I could pull my turbo off and my 8.5:1 cr v8 in a 3800 lb car would still beat 90% of lsv's on here any more excuses? Not many streetable boosted lsvs on here could hang either

do have to give it to you, cause you have a fast v8. you HAVE to be faster since you have v8.

[allmotor-teg]

Yeah, you definitely got it down pat, dude.

And yes, I'm being sarcastic. If you really believe what you're typing, then you've got no real chance at a real female. Later, QD.

lmao no a real chance to get a real female, i got a fake female and sorry old man i guess you have a REAL female.. later qd

[boosted347]

do have to give it to you, cause you have a fast v8. you HAVE to be faster since you have v8.

if you are so confident build you a boosted lsv and put me in my place

[allmotor-teg]

if you are so confident build you a boosted lsv and put me in my place

lmao dude im admiting that your car is faster then 90%of the ricers in here, and im not being confident just saying that you beat people cause of your numbers and you have a V8!!!!

[boosted347]

lulz

[quickdodge®]

lmao no a real chance to get a real female, i got a fake female and sorry old man i guess you have a REAL female.. later qd

If you use cars and "game" to get women, then yeah. And if you have no idea what the difference is between real and fake, then you're lost, man. Good luck to you. Later, QD.

[nycclaye]

Turbo > NA

Turbo Honda > Turbo V8 (excluding drag race) on a circuit

Turbo V8 > Turbo 4cy > Single turbo V6 (drag race)

Twin turbo V6 > Turbo Honda > Turbo V8 (circuit)

AWD Turbo 4cy > All (circuit)

nuff said

[Evil Goat]

jesus christ...i can't read through all this bullshit

not a fan of american v8s, but european v8s are godly.

go be gay somewhere else

did you say "fuck your honda" and you bought your wife a honda? lol... yea ok...

if this was directed at me yes I did....I've owned more Honda's than V8's and I'm still intelligent enough to say fuck your honda

i only run gtrs and z06s with my jb4 tuned 335i.

i rape ass gtos on only map 3. lol

lol....where was your weak ass a year ago?

what would racing prove? who has the bigger e-penis?



btw 335i jb4 tune is running mid to high 11's with no meth.
i might be running meth just saying

HOLY FUCKING SHIT??@?#@?#$?@# mid to high 11's OMGWTFBBQ....shut your fucking face, 11's make me laugh

good god your an idiot for being 81. GTR, Z06 and VIPERS are used as reference for REALLY.... REALLY... FAST... CARS(talks slowly so dumb shit can understand) can you stop posting now? and retire from internet?

12 second cars are not REALLY ....REALLY....FAST....CARS you queer

[Motivation]

did you read this: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=503714?
335i are 10s cars with jb4 with METH. (which i stated i am not running METH)
this guy is running jb4 STOCK doing 11s all day like i said. he also ran with meth which put him in 10s.
google jb4 you'll see stock times 11s all day on 100 octane.
i am not stock
add on FMIC+BCI+JB4
jb4 has maps 1-7 adding anywhere from 40whp-120whp depending on mods. most people run map 3 (60whp gain).
and 135i isnt that faster than a 335i maybe by a bumper. depends on driver for that one

i will not lie im mediocre at the track so maybe i can probably do low 12s like you said.


not a big waste of money if your not a racer, and you want a fast luxury car that won awards for best luxury car for gods knows how long. if i wanted to be really fasti could of just dish out another 10k for a e92 m3. warranty was also another factor in my decision.

Running Meth in your car does not automatically make you faster. It doesn't give you any horsepower. It allows you to run higher boost without the worry of detonation. But, if you are on a JB whatever number map, you wouldn't have to worry about that because the tune would be set. So, running meth isn't going to gain you a second in the 1320. Also, you're wrong. My buddy Miguel is running 17-19psi in his 335i with a few other things and his car is not a 10-11 second car. So... sorry guy.

[boosted347]

Turbo > NA

Turbo Honda > Turbo V8 (excluding drag race) on a circuit

Turbo V8 > Turbo 4cy > Single turbo V6 (drag race)

Twin turbo V6 > Turbo Honda > Turbo V8 (circuit)

AWD Turbo 4cy > All (circuit)

nuff said

Willin to try out the turbo 4> single v6 in a drag lol scratch that his ins an inline 6

[boosted347]

josh when is jjspec doing another dyno day?

[Motivation]

^^^ I am actually going to talk to Jimmy about helping us throw one there, soon.

[boosted347]

Do it!!! I gotta buy two lines for my evac kit and ill be good to go, going for 325 whp this time

[Motivation]

You must have added vtec!

[boosted347]

Hells yea foooool, also dropped a lsv into it instead of the 302

[Motivation]

If you use cars and "game" to get women, then yeah. And if you have no idea what the difference is between real and fake, then you're lost, man. Good luck to you. Later, QD.

Well, Mike... I can tell you this. He isn't using his Integra to pick up women... It can't even make it up his driveway. They'd have to get out and help him push it... lol (Was looking through the general tech section figuring I could pick up some useful info that I might need one day and... here ya go) Click here and enjoy

[boosted347]

Lulz I thought mustang drivers were the douche bags...stop one upping me tim

[Motivation]

Hells yea foooool, also dropped a lsv into it instead of the 302

Btw, went up to Lawrenceville today to look at a 2jz swapped single turbo GS300... what a disappointment. EBAY turbo, wires showing from the wideband, Mustang wheels, Spectre couplings for the intercooler, turbo oil lines just ran randomly (popped the hood and they popped up about 8 inches so the hood was pressing them down) some autozone seat covers... I just can't understand how someone with a Lexus could cut so many corners on so many things... Then, he was trying to ask 7k for it.

[boosted347]

Lolololol fail...that is all

[David88vert]

Well, Mike... I can tell you this. He isn't using his Integra to pick up women... It can't even make it up his driveway. They'd have to get out and help him push it... lol (Was looking through the general tech section figuring I could pick up some useful info that I might need one day and... here ya go) Click here and enjoy

Wow, he can't get up his driveway, but thinks his car is fast?