For those of you who just got your license, you won't know me. For those with fragile feelings, you won't like me. I'll give everyone a while to try and guess before I say. Here are some hints (but they will only help if you're an OG)
-you could always count on me and this dude named QuickDodge hanging out together.
-I drove a Hyundai Accent that really was faster than most every POS riceboy Civic on the road.
-I was the President of a club known as KR.

That's all for now.

Oh yeah....tell Brett Lowenthal and QD I'm calling them out!