I'm reposting my own post from several years ago...
Top things NOT to say to a naked guy...
I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahh, it's cute.
Who circumcised you?
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
It's more fun to look at.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on that?
It looks like a night crawler.
Wow, and your feet are so big.
My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
It's ok, we'll work around it.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
(giggle and point)
Can I be honest with you?
My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
All right, a treasure hunt!
I didn't know they came that small.
Why is God punishing you?
At least this won't take long.
I never saw one like that before.
What do you call this?
But it still works, right?
Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
It looks so unused.
I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Aww, it's hiding.
Are you cold?
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
Were you neutered?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Does it come with an air pump?
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
Where are the puppet strings?
Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
Never mind, why bother.
Where's the rest of it?
Later, QD.
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Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
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