Quote Originally Posted by roxie911 View Post
WTH is D&D?
Dungeons and Dragons.


Let's pretend I'm level 26 Chaotic evil Paladin that like to party, and you're a sensual concubine sex toy that I rescued from a Dragon. I just rolled a 2 on my 20-sided die which means you have fallen prey to my charms.





























Take off your +2 Troll-scale vest...













Oh yea, now slowly remove the ancient bra of infinite support...






































Oh, you know how I like it...



























Now take off your +7 loincloth of protection whilst I wield my +12 sword of penetration....













Oh that's it.