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  1. 11-18-2005, 09:47 AM #1
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    Default friday funnies... for the girls

    The Whys of Men:

    1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
    (because they are plugged into a genius)

    2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
    (they don't have enough time)

    3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
    (they don't stop to ask directions)

    4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
    (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

    5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN dogs?
    (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

    6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
    (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

    7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
    (don't know.....it never happened)

    8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
    (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)



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  2. 11-18-2005, 09:51 AM #2
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    Lol.. Kelly you funny!!!
    ~In life it's most important to find a world that belongs to us. Life is meaningful only when we can find this world.~
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  3. 11-18-2005, 10:11 AM #3
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    i love the last one!
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

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  4. 11-18-2005, 12:20 PM #4
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    thats pretty funny ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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  5. 11-18-2005, 12:24 PM #5
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    #4 is funny

    FUCK GRAN TURISMO EAST!! NEVER TAKE YOUR CAR THERE, ESPECIALLY NOT FOR AN ALIGNMENT!! TERRIBLE BUSINESS!!
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  6. 11-18-2005, 12:41 PM #6
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    thanks for that -- I needed a new sig!!
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  7. 11-18-2005, 12:42 PM #7
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    ^ lol that is great
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  8. 11-18-2005, 03:48 PM #8
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    Thanks Kelly....those are funny
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