BAHAHAHAHAHA...

"Making Black Paper Diary Taste Better."

"Chocolate Black Paper Diary Since 1911."

"Show Me The Black Paper Diary!"

"You Need A Black Paper Diary."

"Let The Black Paper Diary Take The Strain."

"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Black Paper Diary?"

"Two Hours of Black Paper Diary in Just Two Calories."

ahh this is awesome lol