Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.


What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.


How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can’t screw.


What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA


What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.


What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
Both are stuck up cunts.