Segway CEO dies .... on a Segway

[nreggie454]

Yeah i read this to and sorry but this just spelt out "Homicide" to me. Someone wanted him dead for his power or Money if not both.

When I think super influential Brits with a long list of enemies, the first name that comes to mind is "that Segway guy."

Do you think it was the Rascal Scooter CEO since the Segway guy was stealing his "too lazy to walk, but not quite lazy enough to sit down all day" customers? Maybe it was the inventor of the pogo stick since he was right about to ditch the whole spring-on-a-stick idea and go for wheels until that Segway asshole showed up and stole his idea.

[-EnVus-]

When I think super influential Brits with a long list of enemies, the first name that comes to mind is "that Segway guy."

Do you think it was the Rascal Scooter CEO since the Segway guy was stealing his "too lazy to walk, but not quite lazy enough to sit down all day" customers? Maybe it was the inventor of the pogo stick since he was right about to ditch the whole spring-on-a-stick idea and go for wheels until that Segway asshole showed up and stole his idea.

Maybe who knows hell you may see a Rascal brand Segway soon then we will all know lol
Or maybe Power Wheels did it for a future Powerwheels Barbie Segway for kids...

[Browning151]

When I think super influential Brits with a long list of enemies, the first name that comes to mind is "that Segway guy."

Do you think it was the Rascal Scooter CEO since the Segway guy was stealing his "too lazy to walk, but not quite lazy enough to sit down all day" customers? Maybe it was the inventor of the pogo stick since he was right about to ditch the whole spring-on-a-stick idea and go for wheels until that Segway asshole showed up and stole his idea.

lmao, maybe it was the "scooter store" guy from the tv commercials, segway bastard stealing all his customers.