good, mike if you pick the phone up to her, I will personally find you and it will be life # 5 for ya
good, mike if you pick the phone up to her, I will personally find you and it will be life # 5 for ya
And ill help. Ive known you mike now for 2 long to see you suffer by another dumb bitch again!Originally Posted by Scrappy
good, mike if you pick the phone up to her, I will personally find you and it will be life # 5 for ya
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i mgiht not have a #5 to go togood, mike if you pick the phone up to her, I will personally find you and it will be life # 5 for ya
Oh... i texted her earlier
"Do not ever call me again! You lied to me about your age you highschool freshman!"
i got back
"How have i lied to you when you never asked me? you really thing its my fault?"
I sent back
"Bullshit!! I asked how old you were several times but you neversaid you were 14!!!!""
then i get
"Wow. Where is all this coming from? I told you whats true or whatever.. not like it matters to you what you hear from me"
no replay to her and then i get
"So let me get this str8? for me not saying something, you automatically think im lying?""
Dumbass... no i DID ask you how old you were, first time was 17, then i wsa INFORMED by someone else you are 16...and heard you tell people you are 16.... Yes, that IS LYING!
02' Miata
LAUL
It's because I'm awesome.
How many guys do you know will convince people over the phone that they're a drunk girl named Kate looking to get laid? Or a transvestite named Precilla?
1. His name is Robbie, and he's a fucking G.
1. u wish you were a G
2. too fucking young
3. drunk girl? wha?! thats not a joke... you really are smart one...
4. mike wants to really sandwich you and pher
Young, Dumb and Full of shit.1. u wish you were a G
2. too fucking young
3. drunk girl? wha?! thats not a joke... you really are smart one...
4. mike wants to really sandwich you and pher
I'm fun the whole family can enjoy. Pher's to classy to make a manwhich... he'd watch and say "nice" you know... the way he says it. "NIIIIICE..."
3) edit: You didn't hear about the "my names Kate, we met at the bar... I need to get laid and I'm really drunk" phone call...
as for me being a G... well shit... there's nothing wrong with pretending...
I shouldnt laugh about that.
im too tires to think on my feet right now
02' Miata
mike babe, calm down and breathe please, kinda worry me... and you got plenty more if we are here
thanks for calming me down... i was soo out of breath even my smiles were turnign bluemike babe, calm down and breathe please, kinda worry me... and you got plenty more if we are here
02' Miata
Robbie: I'm going to ask you this once and I want you to be honest. How old are you?
My reply?
girl: 16.
Bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllshit.
YOUR FRIENDS gave your "I'm going to see how many people I could possibly have incarcerated" game away.
but were your balls blue... that's when you know the situation is going down hill and it's time to leave the room.
so thats why you hater her now... she have you blue balls and wouldnt sucky you dry and love you long time!!!!!
02' Miata
oh believe me... my balls were at no point blue due to her.
Details aside... she was an eager beaver.
dude.. beavers at least have hair.....
02' Miata
Baby Beavers have hair too?
A man's beaver, is a well groomed beaver.
Not a scary hairless one.
TMI there buddy...
you want more TMI??? I got plenty of TMI.. right over....... ummm.... guys.. have you seen my TMI lately?? *looks around*TMI there buddy...
02' Miata
ohhh i know mouth to mouth!
wait.. yeah thats what happens when people turn blue, lol glad i can assist you, at any given time its needed, just holla! just dont shave your legs and be in a black bikini... kinda
wow.. if it was that easy to get some hott mouth to mouth....ohhh i know mouth to mouth!
wait.. yeah thats what happens when people turn blue, lol glad i can assist you, at any given time its needed, just holla! just dont shave your legs and be in a black bikini... kinda
*flops down on floor and acts like im choking.......again*
02' Miata
there are sooo many buttholes on the line here.......plenty of nice guys who dont need to be pilfridged through
02' Miata
;p
mouth to mouth is for 8 year olds when they forget to float.
TMI there buddy...
Just FYI, she told me the day that I met her at the B-Ground IA cookout that she was 16 years old.
lol
OMFG y0u 1337 |-|4x0R
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anal
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FUCK MY ASS IT BLEEDS
02' Miata
it's not aodh
ame
im not typeinf
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69its no
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anal6696969
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my ass bleeds
Cliff notes?
02' Miata
wait a second... what if you have sex with someone whos 15 at 11:55pm and they turn 16 before you finish...
is it still rapey poo?
bahhh I gotta go sleepy poo
night night everyone...
I hope to see you haxz0rs next weekend.
later
02' Miata
hahaha thats my IM from you all! idiots tryin to talk smack, like i said, say who was speaking and it will get dealt with... and that it is...
I cant wait to see what the little bitch has to say!
14 gets ya 20!!
02' Miata
ummmm wtf?
cliff notes please
Val for President
someone is so beyond immature its not even funny to this point. thats the cliff notes
and when we say 'immature' we're not just talking about the way someone actssomeone is so beyond immature its not even funny to this point. thats the cliff notes
i dont think the mentioned subject will make a guest appearance in here
she has really :idb: herself wiyth a lot of people now.....
02' Miata
i have a new sig too
i know you love my swagger
OG Black Delegation member
RIP My Homie Elliot Sloan
pwnty...
she's still trying to get me to believe she's 16...
at this point I want to see, valid, current, legal photo identification.
C'mon now.. you guys knows that...
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