So tonight i was at dinner with a co-worker of mine and his son that plays on my 12yo travel ball team. i recieved a funny text message from a friend of mine and forward the message to a few friends to keep the laugh going. well i forgot that my best frien d that lives in Orlando changed his #, some randon dude gets the text. he call me right away and starts asking who i was, like i just text his girl friends phone asking her to fuck. i told the guy to clam down it was a mistake and i had the wrong #. at that point he proceeds to act like a hard ass, so i told him to stop bitching and loose my # and i hung up.

this is when the fun began. this dumb ass sends me a text and i figured i would fuck wit him just for fun. (fyi this is going to be typed the exact way he sent his messages and the exact way i sent mine)

Him: U a ig nant georgia boy..

Me: The correct spelling is ignorant... Dumb FUCK!
Obviously you're the "ig nant" Florida boy..

Him: Lemme git sum dat smokin head cuz u sound gay nigga and i love get n head from country niggas like u... wats up bae u want me 2 send 4 u ?

at this point im like wow this is going to be too easy...

me: Lol u say i sound gay but u want head from a guy. the part that really gives it away that ur a fag, wat it kills me is that u know im a guy. lol
also not only are u admitting to a stanger ur a fag, ur also proving how illerate u are.

Him: So iz that a yes boo ?

Me: Lol. i knew Florida was known for having a lot of proud fags, but i didnt think yall were bold enough 2 send a plane ticket 2 someone who text the wrong #.

Him: Now u know nigga...so r u go lemme send 4 u or wat ?

Me: Thanx but no thanx. im sure ur a nice guy and most fags are but i like bitches wit a pussy between their legs, not some dude that wishes he had a pussy.

Him: no repsonse

Me: Hey bro i got a question for u and dont take offense 2 it. how upset was ur mom when u told her that u like 2 choke on a mans cock?

Him: no response again.

Me: she probably wasnt too upset since she love it too, now yall can share a mother - son bond.

Him: U u really think u say n sumthin dont u ? Game ova punk ill Holla..

Me: Hey bro i was just asking a question, if u and ur mom like choking on cock thats yall business. speaking of choking on cocks, ill be in Orlando in 2weeks wats ur mom's #

Him: no response

this may not be the most entertaining story but i figured id post his # for all u boys and girls that like to stay up late on IA surfing the whoreslounge. (407) 394-6159