View Poll Results: Do u wipe standing or sitting? hrmmm

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  • Sitting

    10 20.83%

  • Standing

    6 12.50%

  • Both 50/50

    4 8.33%

  • i want to be like SAMMICH, i got a dirty ass!

    2 4.17%

  • DB4LYFE WIPES MY ASS FOR ME

    22 45.83%

  • Hopes DB4LYFE'S finger breaks through the paper next time

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  1. 04-25-2010, 09:44 AM #1
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    Default ~POO!!!~

    Damn i just took a massive poo...

    question is do u wipe your ass sitting or standing? el oh el!

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  2. 04-25-2010, 09:48 AM #2
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    the real question is " why do you want to know how I whip my ass " ?
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  3. 04-25-2010, 09:51 AM #3
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    hahaha! i muss............. no i was just thinkin wtf! read the link it serves a good point. lol

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  4. 04-25-2010, 10:19 AM #4
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    The real question is why has there been at least 10 threads this year alone so far about how you wipe your ass.
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  5. 04-25-2010, 10:22 AM #5
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    i wipe down first. then up. i dont want anything to get on my back. i got a long wipe stroke

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  6. 04-25-2010, 11:21 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    the real question is " why do you want to know how I whip my ass " ?
    you whip your ass?
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  7. 04-25-2010, 11:50 AM #7
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    I sit. If I stand all that shit'll smush and smear all between my cheeks. I already wipe about ten times as it is. And you need to get in there good, and you can't while you stand. Unless you bend over.
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  8. 04-25-2010, 07:47 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    The real question is why has there been at least 10 threads this year alone so far about how you wipe your ass.
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  9. 04-25-2010, 08:09 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    i wipe down first. then up. i dont want anything to get on my back. i got a long wipe stroke
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  10. 04-25-2010, 10:12 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    i wipe down first. then up. i dont want anything to get on my back. i got a long wipe stroke
    hahahahhahaha...the lulzzzz you done brought themmmmmmmm
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  11. 04-26-2010, 10:47 AM #11
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    lol at the last poll answer!

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  12. 04-26-2010, 04:22 PM #12
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    i never knew yall stood up!!
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  13. 04-26-2010, 04:49 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.Kayla View Post
    i never knew yall stood up!!
    I don't normally stand up, but in a gas station bathroom scenario... It's more of a sitting position/tilting forward than standing up. Because I want my ass on that seat for a little time as possible.
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  14. 04-26-2010, 04:51 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.Kayla View Post
    i never knew yall stood up!!
    only to pee, well some of us don't even do that...
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  15. 04-26-2010, 04:55 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    only to pee, well some of us don't even do that...
    I sit when I pee... Remember?
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  16. 04-26-2010, 04:56 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHRISNITTOLO View Post
    I sit when I pee... Remember?
    yea, I sure do...
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  17. 04-26-2010, 04:56 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    I don't normally stand up, but in a gas station bathroom scenario... It's more of a sitting position/tilting forward than standing up. Because I want my ass on that seat for a little time as possible.

    yeah i dont blame you

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    only to pee, well some of us don't even do that...
    how does that work LOL! i know very little about any of this
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  18. 04-26-2010, 04:57 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.Kayla View Post
    how does that work LOL! i know very little about any of this
    Lies...
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  19. 04-26-2010, 04:59 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by punkr6 View Post
    Lies...
    i swear!
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  20. 04-26-2010, 07:52 PM #20
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    MEN dont wipe, MEN shart hard enough that it cleanly leaves the anus and buttocks and lands into the bowl creating a vacuum called a "flush." And women wonder y men can enter and exit the restroom so fast. Its not because we dont wash hands, its because we dont NEED to wash hands.

    AKA Touch & Go in MAN terms Miss.Kayla, now u know

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  21. 04-26-2010, 08:26 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize View Post
    MEN dont wipe, MEN shart hard enough that it cleanly leaves the anus and buttocks and lands into the bowl creating a vacuum called a "flush." And women wonder y men can enter and exit the restroom so fast. Its not because we dont wash hands, its because we dont NEED to wash hands.

    AKA Touch & Go in MAN terms Miss.Kayla, now u know

    then why do you guys need a whole roll of toilet paper??

    bcus when i go in before a guys shits theres a full roll i go in (HOURS!!!!) after and its empty?????
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  22. 04-26-2010, 08:35 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.Kayla View Post
    then why do you guys need a whole roll of toilet paper??

    bcus when i go in before a guys shits theres a full roll i go in (HOURS!!!!) after and its empty?????

    If we miss... we need to clean, duh Kayla. Guys are gross, but we arent that damn gross.

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  23. 04-26-2010, 08:36 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize View Post
    If we miss... we need to clean, duh Kayla. Guys are gross, but we arent that damn gross.
    ohhhhhhhh ok! its oh so clear to me now
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  24. 04-26-2010, 08:38 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.Kayla View Post
    ohhhhhhhh ok! its oh so clear to me now
    education on the internet is just as important as in class studies. Glad I could help u with ur search for info lil miss kayla hunny bunny bun

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  25. 04-26-2010, 08:59 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize View Post
    lil miss kayla hunny bunny bun
    this is adorable lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.Kayla View Post
    this is ghey lol!
    I'm whorin around with my big penis? Yes?

    WUT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blaknoize View Post
    I'm whorin around with my big penis? Yes?

    WUT?

    WUT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss.Kayla View Post
    WUT
    Wait for it...

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  29. 04-27-2010, 02:02 AM #29
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    Not for me! I have viagra...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHRISNITTOLO View Post
    Not for me! I have viagra...
    U either spelled the word u meant to spell incorrectly or u have a vagina and neither go with the flow of this thread

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