AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

I just got in from outside taking big, deep breaths and wallowing all in my nice yellowy-green lawn. It's great!

I was going to go wash my eyes out and all, but then realized...........

Why? They don't itch or bother me.

Damn my rugged good looks AND my lack of allergies. Later, QD.