first, get really drunk. Second, find a girl that has had as much alcohol as you. Third go into your ROOMATES room. Fourth, she gives you head in front of about 10 people *WITHOUT THEM NOTICING RIGHT AWAY* (this is very important).Fifth, as a common courtesy do not stay on your roomates bed, move it to the floor. Sixth, get it started, hit it, go to town, ect.....Seventh, LISTEN TO YOUR AUDIENCE! they arent bashful so niether should you. Eighth, work on that shit for about 2 hours, explore all postions and orifices. It helps to have a good friend that doesn't mind going downstairs to supply re-inforcemnets(KY,Motion Lotion,Astroglide). That kind of friction can put a world class session on the nix. Ninth, YOU MUST DO THE MASK OF ZORRO! Tenth and finally, you must finish the job ala money shot. (this is were I failed, I guess it was stage fright.) thank you I'll be here all week. tip your bartender and wait staff.