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  1. 11-03-2005, 12:49 AM #1
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    Default funny joke

    This was in the Washington Post.... the headline was "Best Comeback Line
    Ever."


    In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white
    male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on a
    Friday night. Lawrence would be charged with lewd and lascivious
    behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett
    County courthouse.

    The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided
    to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was
    no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he
    stated in a phone interview.

    Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
    picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a
    hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just
    really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

    In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
    police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer
    Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for
    sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up (to Lawrence) and he's just
    working away at this pumpkin."

    Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence.
    "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you
    are screwing a pumpkin?"

    "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
    looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it
    midnight already?"
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  2. 11-03-2005, 12:56 AM #2
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    lol
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  3. 11-03-2005, 12:58 AM #3
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    Oh great, I hate reading things about Dacula. It makes me remember why i hate living there!!
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  4. 11-03-2005, 01:49 AM #4
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    i dont get it
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  5. 11-03-2005, 01:56 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    i dont get it
    its kinda like cinderella. how all of her crap turned back to what it was before at midnight...if hes fucking a pumpkin at midnight...it was probably a fat chick before midnight!
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  6. 11-03-2005, 02:48 AM #6
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  7. 11-03-2005, 10:06 AM #7
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    ahaha
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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  8. 11-03-2005, 10:07 AM #8
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    cute
    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it!

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  9. 11-03-2005, 10:08 AM #9
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    3 Things go wrong with this post...

    1. Repost
    2. This happened in a million different cities...because of #3
    3. This is an urban legend

    It is a funny ass thing, though. Later, QD.
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  10. 11-03-2005, 10:16 AM #10
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    Qd with the BLOCK!
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  11. 11-03-2005, 10:33 AM #11
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    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Funny shit!

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