Bhwhahaha Telemarketer...

[B16a2 Civic]

here is the conversation that usually goes down with telemarketers

me: hello, thank you for calling johnny's pizzaria, we make em u take em, can i have ur phone number please?
telemarketer: uh, is mr. davis there?
me: hold on let me see if someone of that name works here
telemarketer: ok...

so then i put them on hold for 5 min. if they are still there i repeat what i said when i picked up the phone. it annoys them and pisses them off so thats all that matters

ahahahaha