lol i like this guys comment
"Can I take two girls to prom??? I love them both and want to marry them both... why should the school make me pick only one??"

and

"Maybe they can save their tux and prom dress for the school's Halloween Square Dance Hoedown"

and

"They should let the dyke take her girl friend to the prom if she promises to put on a diving show for the boys after the prom. See how easy it is to work out a compromise instead of all this fighting?"