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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.