UNBELIEVABLE

[quickdodge®]

haha okay, i was driving RIGHT around the corner to my cousins house it was like a 5 sec drive from the bar..

Truthfully, you don't even have to be driving to get a DUI. So it doesn't matter if you are 25 miles away from wherever or 25 feet away. You can still get popped.

but obviously i wasnt fucked up enough to go to jail,

You were fucked up enough. You just got lucky. Being underage, seen leaving a bar and having been drinking were more than enough to send you downtown. Later, QD.