ATTN: NEW OWNERS OF IA. I HAVE FOUND THE SECRET TO MORE SITE TRAFFIC

[Echonova]

well if they wrap their tool they might stand a fighting chance of avoiding the STD. I'm seeing your point here, this is a win win.

You could almost transpose the rules for Zombieland into rules for sexual relations on this board.


Rule 1: Cardio
Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms
Rule 3: Seatbelts
Rule 4: Doubletap
Rule 5: No Attachments
Rule 6: Travel in a Group

Etc...

You see what I mean?

[Slow Motion]

You could almost transpose the rules for Zombieland into rules for sexual relations on this board.


Rule 1: Cardio
Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms
Rule 3: Seatbelts
Rule 4: Doubletap
Rule 5: No Attachments
Rule 6: Travel in a Group

Etc...

You see what I mean?

wow, i do and it scares me.

[Echonova]

wow, i do and it scares me.

I have a genius IQ and I see the world differently than most.


It's a blessing and a curse.

[djpikachu1]

So you want us to start more drama?