I almost shot a 15 year old..

[JITB]

psp sucks

[Got Milk?]

Ok so heres the story. I was on my way home from my girlfriends, i was comeing down the street and i see someone duck into the woods beside my neighbors house. As i was driveing past i noticed someone maken himself skinny behind a tree trying to stay outa site. So i pulled into my house walked in, told my dad what was going on grabbed my pistol and walked outside. As i got to the end of my driveway all i see is this figure jump out the thickit. I put myself into a fireing possition, and he took off running away from my father and i and ran down the street like a bat outa hell. As i felt my life wasnt being threatined we lowered my weapon and picked up the phone to call 911. Gave my discription to the dispatcher, and she sent out 2 cops.. after about 30 mins they show up, i tell them whats going on. and they leave. About 10 mins later they come back and tell me "we found him. hes a 14-15 year old kid and he was hideing in the woods to hack off our neighbors wifi so he can play on his psp." he then proceeds to tell me "his father is a jacksonville police officer" What a fucken night! anywho i figured id share what happened to me tonight! oh and to top it all of last night i had to put out a brush fire (we have an arson on the loose) We got some fun dumb shit going on around here!

So how was everyone elses weekend?! hope it was a good one..

Did you ever consider putting your self in that category? I really hope this story was a joke, if not, surrender your gun to the local Police Department NOW!

[Black4DrEK]

LOL at you... Tryna be mister BILLY BADASS with your gun!!!

FAIL

[5speed]

I built my own satellite to pick up connections from other houses but dont have the program anymore that hacks into secured networks. My brother moved to Ohio and I dont know how to get in touch with him to find out the name of the program. Now I am sitting at the damn library trying to get my IA fix since all of the signals at my new neighborhood wont pick up well.

[Turbo Terrance]

So you and your Father both were holding the gun? Later, QD.

lol x2

[DVSRX-7]

So you and your Father both were holding the gun? Later, QD.

It was a Desert Eagle! Wtf do you expect?!

[blaknoize]

yea... not coming to ur house. Two grown ass men getting spooked over a figure behind a tree in broad daylight? And then give chase!! A little over-the-top here.

[98blackcivic]

lol

[Nismo]

So the recap of this thread is OP tells a story trying to look like a badass, then IA tears him apart for it. AWESOME!

[Nguyen128]

shoulda blasted him and took his PSP

we have the same sig... time for a change lol

[Kasper]

Did you ever consider putting your self in that category? I really hope this story was a joke, if not, surrender your gun to the local Police Department NOW!

Well ya know.. when i think about it.. if i was creeping around someones house in the middle of the night in black.. geee i think someone would just be out looken for milk and cookies.. oh and as far as the fire.. IT WAS AN ARSON! but im sure he just ya know accidently chucked a flameing bottle out the window.. only by accident.

yea... not coming to ur house. Two grown ass men getting spooked over a figure behind a tree in broad daylight? And then give chase!! A little over-the-top here.

since when is almost 9PM middle of the day?

Ya know its kinda funny.. i see everyone picken apart this story but honestly.. i wanna know what anyone else would do if they saw someone in black creeping around someones house. hideing behind trees hideing from cars in the middle of the night.. honestly.. tell me you wouldnt wanna go find out if hes up to no good or not.. you have someone creeping in the woods, its night, you cant hardly see him, hes hideing from you, and there was someone setting fires around the house where you live, plus you have a lady with 2 kids next store, and an old couple accross the street. neither have a clue, or a way to defend themselves from home invasions.. really tell me you'd go up and shake that fuckers hand with a coke and smile.. and i'll call you a fucken liar anytime..

Yeah i took a weapon with me. but id rather be safe then sorry.

[Doppelgänger]

haha.. actually no.. i had my m&p and he had his S&W .357 magnum!

the cop said that he was sitting in the woods useing my neighbors wifi. theres is unsecured..

You may have not shot the kid, but you're sure murdering the English language there, hotshot. Less guns and more school? Mmmkay?

[Doppelgänger]

Well ya know.. when i think about it.. if i was creeping around someones house in the middle of the night in black.. geee i think someone would just be out looken for milk and cookies.. oh and as far as the fire.. IT WAS AN ARSON! but im sure he just ya know accidently chucked a flameing bottle out the window.. only by accident.



since when is almost 9PM middle of the day?

Ya know its kinda funny.. i see everyone picken apart this story but honestly.. i wanna know what anyone else would do if they saw someone in black creeping around someones house. hideing behind trees hideing from cars in the middle of the night.. honestly.. tell me you wouldnt wanna go find out if hes up to no good or not.. you have someone creeping in the woods, its night, you cant hardly see him, hes hideing from you, and there was someone setting fires around the house where you live, plus you have a lady with 2 kids next store, and an old couple accross the street. neither have a clue, or a way to defend themselves from home invasions.. really tell me you'd go up and shake that fuckers hand with a coke and smile.. and i'll call you a fucken liar anytime..

Yeah i took a weapon with me. but id rather be safe then sorry.

After making sure my English class books were well secured in the house, I would have put my ninja shoes on, grabbed my nightvision goggles and a taser gun..... sneak up behind a shady mofukka and yell "TAG! YOU'RE IT!" as I shot him with 500,000 volts of personal entertainment.

[miragemaniac]

^^^ hahahahahahahahahahahahaha