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  1. 02-28-2010, 04:42 PM #1
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    Default IA! I need your help

    You all will fulfill this right.

    I need all the sayings related to whores. You know, " she's like a doorknob, everyone's had a turn" and that stuff.

    kthxbye


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  2. 02-28-2010, 04:44 PM #2
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    She's like the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride...

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  3. 02-28-2010, 04:47 PM #3
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    Also, if it relates to california women, even better


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  4. 02-28-2010, 04:50 PM #4
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    She was so loose it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck....I forget the rest but you're mothers a whore.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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  6. 02-28-2010, 05:29 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alan® View Post
    She was so loose it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
    End over end...

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  7. 02-28-2010, 07:33 PM #7
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    What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in common?
    They cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you're fucked.


    Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'    .



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  8. 02-28-2010, 08:12 PM #8
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    Shes on IA.
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    whats the difference between a whore and a slut...... sluts fuck everybody......whores fuck everyone but me
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  10. 03-01-2010, 10:12 AM #10
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    Funny is in here.

    Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
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    "Roxie."

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  12. 03-01-2010, 10:52 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by BKgen® View Post
    "Roxie."
    Fuck you Brandon!!

    I'm so not going to ATL on a specific date in March for you anymore!! lolol
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    LOL <3

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    What is the difference between a whore and a magnet?
    Magnets have a positive side!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Shes on IA.
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    Nah not even. theres not enough alcohol on the planet that would convince me to bang that chick.I wouldn't hit that with Magic Johnson's dick.....on second thought
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    she gets more ass than a toilet seat...
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    yeah, you guys failed to live up to my expectations. I'm disappointed.


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    she's been scraped more than a shade tree mechanics knuckles
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