Chuck Norris Wut??

UR lame for copy and pasting that whole thing, I'm not gonna read all that. You get no Lulz

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Chuck Norris fucked the OP

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Originally Posted by LizBiz

UR lame for copy and pasting that whole thing, I'm not gonna read all that. You get no Lulz

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Suck it :goodjob:

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Originally Posted by lowazzcord

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Lawlz!!!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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Originally Posted by KDM>JDM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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Hahaha! Its always the simple ones that are the funniest

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Originally Posted by Kevykev

My phone has a Chuck Norris Facts App.

Maybe i'll download it and post up..


Hhen again, maybe not, because by the time I do that... This thread will be about Obama or Olympic Games or Lesbians.

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I know what you did there...

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Originally Posted by ItsBlack

Hahaha! Its always the simple ones that are the funniest

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yeah that ones a classic

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One more that hadn't been said.

Chuck Norris once slept with a man. NOT because he is gay, but because he has already slept with every woman.

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Originally Posted by KDM>JDM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:

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Originally Posted by AirMax95

Jack Bauer wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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This.........is horse shit.

Chuck Norris, Superman,and Batman all wear Jack Bauer PJ's

chuck norris thinks this thread failed so bad he is coming to skull fuck the op

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Originally Posted by AirMax95

If Chuck Norris is late, time is better slow the fuck down.

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I liked this one...hahaha.

Why Chunk Norris though?

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I want to read this. "How to Reawaken America"...what...with karate?

Chuck Norris.... The White Ninja!

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Originally Posted by jhadleyh

chuck norris thinks this thread failed so bad he is coming to skull fuck the op

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LOLZ!!!!

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Originally Posted by bodhi

doesnt take much to make you laugh your ass off huh?


heres one:
chuck norris' favorite smell is that of his opponent's soiled pants

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LoL

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.

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