5.) The slow leak in one of my tires (tire shop did not install a new stem).

4.) Bad grammar/spelling, along with people who constantly mix up "their/there/they're" and "then/than".

3.) Mayonnaise. To hell with it and the people who like it.

2.) Nickleback/Shinedown/Breaking Benjamin/Default/Saving Able/Trapt/Puddle of Mudd/Seether/Creed all that other " Nu: Grunge Project 96.1" bollocks.

1.) Glenn Beck. He has not denied raping and killing a woman in 1990.