here's the dealio yo, Tiger was a nerd in highschool and even in college
i doubt he got any pussy even while he was a star at Stanford, so when he finally got unleashed from his dad and started touring the country clubs of america it was only a matter of time.

he's busting nuts to make up for lost time and a youth spent practicing golf while others were out having actual normal people fun...

just give him a break and shut the fuck up about him (not you op guy im referring to the news)