I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Originally Posted by Kourt
NEMO told me that one this weekend and it backfired! When he said "I have a goldfish" I just said who the hell cares? and he didnt know how to reply.