I was at waffle house and the guy brings me my food...and hes like "heres your chicken sammich" I lol'd so hard lol.
I was at waffle house and the guy brings me my food...and hes like "heres your chicken sammich" I lol'd so hard lol.
I asked a girl if i could buy her a drink, she said I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.