hey sammich, I have a lot of black friends and would like to make more...the black friends that i have now are really, really, really, black.
Sometimes when we are all drinking I call them things like, "G" and "Homie." this makes them comfortable and shows them that i respect their language and culture.

they also have this crazy handshake they do, but i haven't figured it out yet. perhaps you could help me out with this dilemma??