Well... I found a penis at an elementary school.

[EG_Ryder]

GOD NO! "Oh hey look that guy found a penis!"

I DONT WANT TO BE THE PENIS SPOTTER

LMAO Hey you're the penis guy aren't you? Thank you for keeping our elementary school penis free!

LOL......

It woulda been hillarious for the person Walking in on you, Taken a picture of a "penis" ya know..

Hell yeah!