put a number by them
1. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
yo momma jokes
put a number by them
1. Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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2. yo mamma so fat, she puts her belt on with a boom-a-rang....
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Originally Posted by Nerdsrock22
4. Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
5. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
6. Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
7. yo mamma's so stupid she bought a donut then took it back cuz it had a hole in it
!!!!!!!
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
8. Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
9. Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt
Yo momma so fat she makes IA girls appealing.
lol
9. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
1998 called. They want their jokes back.
^^ good one but there was no yo momma before it
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
elementary school book fair?????
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
From the book fair? Yeah -- I got the Derek Jeter poster. After that, we went to Skate Country and told yo momma jokes while we ate pizza and played San Francisco Rush.
rush was the shit. finding all the hidden pathways
10. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
i still have my first set of roces
11. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
Hell yeah. My 'yo momma' jokery couldn't be touched. I was the man -- with my Limp Bizkit t-shirt and 1996 Atlanta Olympics windbreaker.
well spit then homie!!
12. Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
I still have a pair of Jnco's that fit lol
all ya mommas is stupid for letting u fucks say these dumb ass jokes
Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!
13. yo mama's pussy's so nasty, they eat that shit on fear factor.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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14. Yo momma's so fat, she sweats Crisco.
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lol
15. Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
I would pay top dollar for a mint pair of Kangaroo's.
fo sho'
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
hahahahaha
Yo mama SOOOOOOOO FAT, she tripped over WALMART and landed on TARGET!!!!! bwahahaha
LOL!!!!!!
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
lol dumb..
yo mama so fat when i climbed up on the bitch and yawned my ears popped!
Way Too Big
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Top dollar huh? I don't know if they'd fit, but http://cgi.ebay.com/jnco-kangaroo-34...item51902fec61I would pay top dollar for a mint pair of Kangaroo's.
16. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
Yo mama soooooooooo FAT she on BOTH sides of the family!!! JAJAJA
LOL!!!!!!!!!
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
yo mama SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAT, she steped on the scale it said......
TO BE CONTINUED!!!! jajajajajjaja
yo mama is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY, she even made OBAMA lose hope!!
hahahahahaha
18. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
BWAHAHAHAH
All that is necessary for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing."
Two things a man should maintain to the highest degree
credibility and reputation
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