Wake up, look at clock, go back to sleep, JUMP UP...OH SHIT LATE LATE LATE, oh snap morning woody, dooze off a lil while takin a dump, wake up rite when i am about to tip over, brush & shower, dress up, look for socks, run half dressed in garage, let the car warm up, open fridge grab something to eat & juice, put my tie on & eat when i find a red light, pull in @ work, wait till turbo timer kills the car, walk in, settle in my desk, grab a coffee...day begins then relize i left phone home.