ha ha.... check this out its kinda a story but...... i dated this chick..... told her id take her shoppin..... buy whatever i dont car......went into victorias secret.......she got like a bunch of shit and spent 300 bux.....maybe like 8 items....... i was like wtf.... paid........ got into the car.....went back to my house........ told her she had to try them all on...... i picked out the ones i liked............ made her take the rest back and told her dont fucking take me as a charity case.....
so now..... i just buy sandwiches
haha
I DRIVE A TRUCK THEREFORE MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOURS....