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  1. 01-21-2010, 08:49 PM #1
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    Default I laughed a little (joke inside)

    Two guys, one white and one black, work together. Every morning Mark comes in with a big smile, Tyrone ask him why he's so happy every morning. Mark says " I have sex with my wife before work every day." Tyrone ask " how the hell you get her to do that?"

    Mark says " easy man, I say this poem and she melts in my hand."

    "Blonde hair, blonde hair
    Beautiful eyes of blue
    When I wake up I wanna make love to you.":boobies: :idb:

    Tyrone says " you white boyz are crazy"

    The next day Tyrone comes in beaten and bruised.

    "What happened to you?" ask Mark

    "I tried that poem idea this morning"......

    "Nappy hair, nappy hair
    Eyes like a frog
    If I could roll your big ass over
    I'd fuck you like a dog."
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    LOL
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    awwww

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    old joke but still funny....i think i heard this shit like 10yrs ago...maybe longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 00 blk G20t View Post
    old joke but still funny....i think i heard this shit like 10yrs ago...maybe longer.
    You'll come to learn that almost everything on here is a repost or old to someone else.
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  9. 01-21-2010, 10:45 PM #9
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    didnt find it funny....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98blackcivic View Post
    didnt find it funny....
    I'm going to have to agree. Later, QD.
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  11. 01-21-2010, 10:58 PM #11
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    Hah, pretty funny IMO

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  12. 01-21-2010, 11:00 PM #12
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    i mean..i jus saw it coming...
    good jokes are the ones wit unexpected punchlines...

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    ddamn double post

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    LOL.
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