thanks to my skinny jeans... i bet over about to pee and had my phone in my back pocket... as soon as i bent over the damn thing squeezed out my tight pockets into the toilet FUCK THE TOILETS! its happened to me twice! thats why i have no phone now.
Toilet
Your Breakfast
Lake
Ocean
Between your seats
Out The Car Window
Bathtub
River
Bucket... with soap...washing your car?
Boiling water... on the stove
volcano
Giant crack in the earth from an earthquake...
Swimming Pool
Swimming Pool with K/Y
thanks to my skinny jeans... i bet over about to pee and had my phone in my back pocket... as soon as i bent over the damn thing squeezed out my tight pockets into the toilet FUCK THE TOILETS! its happened to me twice! thats why i have no phone now.
FUK EM FUK EM FUK EM!!!Originally Posted by JDMbabe
FUK USIN EM, FUK FLUSHIN EM, FUK A TOILET, USE THE LAWN
But... I've only dropped my phone once and DESTROYED IT!! Dropped it on the road, stomped on it while exiting my car
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