Charges on my card...

[Elbow]

HAHAHA I'M A MAN AND ALREADY HAD IT TAKEN CARE OF. Something you know nothing about. If this was simon the thread would have read;

"SOMEONE STOLE MY IDENTITY AND MADE SOME CHARGES ON MY CARD! WHAT DO I DO? SHOULD I LET THE THIEF CONTINUE UNTIL IM OUT OF MONEY, OR CALL THE POLICE. I MEAN OBVIOUSLY THE GUY IS IN NEED OR HE WOULDN'T BE STEALING, SO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE, YOU KNOW? PLUS COPS DON'T LIKE ME, THEY ALWAYS GIVE ME TICKETS FOR SHIT I DIDN'T DO. LIKE THIS ONE TIME I GOT A TICKET FOR DRIVING WITH NO INSURANCE, LIKE WTF IS THAT! I BET IF I CALL THEY'LL ARREST ME FOR FRAUD OR SOMETHING. WHAT SHOULD I DO GUIS?!"

LMFAO right.

Taken care of my ass, you're broke at your parents house still crying because someone stole your $75 in your "savings" account.

[xxbckiexx]

LMFAO right.

Taken care of my ass, you're broke at your parents house still crying because someone stole your $75 in your "savings" account.

That was so lame, out played, and over used, I won't even waste my time giving it a real response. pussy.

[Elbow]

That was so lame, out played, and over used, I won't even waste my time giving it a real response. pussy.

Says the guy with an ugly man with a gun in his sig and Tiger Woods.

[xxbckiexx]

Says the guy with an ugly man with a gun in his sig and Tiger Woods.

so now it's confirmed that you're gay? Sounds good man. You keep digging this whole deeper and deeper. Kind of like my dick in your mouth.

[roxie911]

LMFAO right.

Taken care of my ass, you're broke at your parents house still crying because someone stole your $75 in your "savings" account.

HE LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS?!?!?

[xxbckiexx]

HE LIVES WITH HIS PARENTS?!?!?

yes roxie, apparently I do, according to Simon and his pea brain.

[roxie911]

yes roxie, apparently I do, according to Simon and his pea brain.

Well damn...you sure fooled me both times I went and hung out with you lol I thought you actually LIVED there.

[xxbckiexx]

Well damn...you sure fooled me both times I went and hung out with you lol I thought you actually LIVED there.

I know i know.. just because i park my car there, have all my belongings/tv/computer/clothes/bed etc etc. and i pay rent, doesn't actually make it my residence.

Now Simon might make the argument (which i highly doubt given his intelligence level ) that i could do all of these things while living with my parents. But alas young tard card, I do not live with mommy and daddy.