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    Default JM, JM, JM, JM, JM:

    THAT SWEET THAT NASTY THAT COOKIE STUFF, you could'nt have said it any better.

    So, after our fight over me eating your cookie and all the revengeful things were going to do to get back at one another, I thought I'd delight you in a thread.

    It starts with me texting JM to see how he was.



    He replied he was in Haley driving down 75 to head back home.






    I said to JM that the candy cane I was eating was off the chain. He said he couldn't eat candy canes because of all the peppermint and it would make him feel like he is turning into an elf and I told him he did kinda resembles Will Ferrell, well JM wasn't to happy about that.






    The next text was me telling him I made him a cookie but I eated it.





    He said he would keel me or something the next time he saw me and I told him not happening, because I don't eat sushi and got mad again and said he was going to mail some Cialis and lesbian magazines to my job and everyone would believe I was a lesbian.







    I told him I would squirt soy sauce in his eye and make a gay add on craigslist with his phone number.







    Then he resorted to calling me a lesbian some more and I told him I would egg his car.


    (egg on roof of Haley)



    At this time JM has steam coming out of his elf-shaped ears





    So, I promised I would make him some more cookies and the conversation ended.



    Tuesday morning: I PM my long lost brother JM with my new phone number, because he is just so special eating raw fish and junk. This prompted me to make this boring dull thread just for the hecks of it.
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    cool story bro.... really cool story... I like the part where you cut her tits off, then glued them to you head... that was funny.
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    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    you really are a weird-0....
    NO ADVERTISING

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    Your attempt to make a JM-esque thread has failed.


    Miserably.


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    I know I know but still I had to make a story...I am bored and it was really truly funny at that time. SHHHHH. It was only my first time
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    there is way too much gay in this thread
    Paul "your bullshit makes the flowers grow"

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    well because JM is teh gay
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    no doubt, this will be the worst thread of the day....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul View Post
    there is way too much gay in this thread


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    and thats okay....i was bored..


    hey spa hands, hooowww yoooouuuu doooiiinnnn'?
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib® View Post
    Your attempt to make a JM-esque thread has failed.


    Miserably.
    Exactly, I have to say. Hail, JM's stories aren't even funny. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge® View Post
    Exactly, I have to say. Hail, JM's stories aren't even funny. Later, QD.

    well then that doesnt make me feel to bad
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    It was only my first time.
    *snicker*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran View Post
    *snicker*
    *doodles*
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    i lol'd


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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovemyhonda. View Post
    *doodles*
    Touche

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran View Post
    Touche

    Krogerche
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    kroger?


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    idk...
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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    What a gay phone you have lolol

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    well ya know that isnt really my phone..
    "Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"

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