Let me tell you something Import Atlanta...I smoke rocks. I re-read what you were saying now. So onto the REAL issue here:
How big is this creature called BUTTzilla? Can I rest a mug of frothy ale on it? If I were to place my hand near the crease of the thigh and cheek would a nice lump of scrumptious bottom rest firmly in my hand? Then after answering these questions of course you must tell me how big BUTTzilla is in relation to the BODYzilla...hurrah!!
Is BUTTzilla like the Loch Ness monster or Bigfoot? I must say that I need pictures of said creature. I meet many people that claim to have BUTTzilla, but as an ass connoisseur I am obligated to view the bottocks before said buttocks can be properly titled. At certain times said buttocks must pass a review by a carefully appointed board of 17 other connoisseurs that consist of 3 homeless men, 1 'normal' white male, and 1 asian male that has 'proper' upbringing.
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