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  1. 01-03-2010, 02:26 AM #1
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    Default HEY....GUESS WHAT?

    I bang on the door but you won't let me in,
    'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
    Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
    And left me a note telling me I should pack.

    I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
    They order me up a whiskey and beer.
    You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
    Some call it a tavern but I call it home.

    Fuck you, I'm drunk
    Fuck you, I'm drunk
    Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

    Fuck you, I'm drunk
    Fuck you, I'm drunk
    And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

    You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
    'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze!
    Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
    Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.

    Fuck you, I'm drunk
    Fuck you, I'm drunk
    Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.

    Fuck you, I'm drunk
    Fuck you, I'm drunk
    And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
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  2. 01-03-2010, 02:30 AM #2
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    *takes yager bomb*

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  3. 01-03-2010, 02:33 AM #3
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    pretty sure that just happened IRL
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  4. 01-03-2010, 02:44 AM #4
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    lol

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  5. 01-03-2010, 02:48 AM #5
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    Good stuff btw blue mofo drinks are crazy!!!
    cadi cts rollin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by u8myore0 View Post
    Good stuff btw blue mofo drinks are crazy!!!
    what is that erika, and dont tell me to google it

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    yeager and rootbeer is the best bomb ever...


    if you aint tried it.... try it..... half glass rootbeer and a shot or two of the good stuff.


    gets you more drunker like fast
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  8. 01-03-2010, 02:54 AM #8
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mOWSlGrAnk


    I love this song LOL
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  9. 01-03-2010, 01:29 PM #9
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    Why can't any of you spell Jagermeister correctly?

    Just askin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sol-Badguy View Post
    Why can't any of you spell Jagermeister correctly?

    Just askin'.
    i can i just choose not too lol

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    I prefer Blue Kamikazes.... they're yummy

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  12. 03-06-2010, 03:03 AM #12
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    I fuckin love alcohol. Just sayin...
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  13. 03-06-2010, 03:14 AM #13
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    blue mf, jolly ranchers, jager bombs.......i <3 drinking
    Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, non but ourselves can free our minds- Bob Marley


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    Quote Originally Posted by jdm-civic View Post
    blue mf, jolly ranchers, jager bombs.......i <3 drinking
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    lol! some days i dont feel like drinkin hard liquor or vodka......i want some fruity shit some days........cant be a hard ass everyday!
    Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, non but ourselves can free our minds- Bob Marley


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    henny.....





























    that is all......
    my attitude is celibate, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!
    gully side movement.
    from slavery to president!
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