Quote Originally Posted by Catnip View Post
This ain't myspace, motherfucker. We don't want to suck your dick because people bought you drinks, and you're not a badass motherfucker because you drank. We don't give a penguin's nut sack if it was Smirnoff (I'm not referring to Smirnoff vodka, lets me honest, everyone was expecting you to say some pussy ass Smirnoff alcopop shit), Golden Grain, Jack Daniels, etc, you cum suckling nutmeister.
Look I know your balls just dropped and all especially when Bri took your virginity. Must suck not being able to drink and still be pussy whipped by a girl you aren't even with.