Originally Posted by
silver
SKINNY DIPPING
An elderly man had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped
for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and
some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a
five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the
alligator."
Moral: Some old men can still think fast
A Monday Funny
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